July 2012
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doki-my-kokoro:
Thank you, Breanne.
I leave tumblr to go to walmart and something went wrong?
Ask away :)
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
doki-my-kokoro:
saw a fat white trash bitch with a swastika tattooed on her ankle today at WinCo. She was with her hilly billy family. JFC I hate people.
she hates people
That awesome moment when you find a friend you can...
me: what is the plural of penis? peni?
boyfriend: gangbang
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June 2012
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i-dleteen:
I had a dream that we were together. We were just holding hands and walking and talking about random things. Then you tried to tickle me, and I laughed and tickled you back because I know that you’re really ticklish. And we just did that for the longest time and we just laughed and laughed. And I just wanted it to be fucking real.
THIS HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT TOO </3
Me: Mom, can I go camping?
Mom: No, that's how people lose their virginities
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dynastycrisis:
when people act like it’s cool to not read books
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ladyamc:
I’ve personally decided to make Walt my scapegoat for everything.
Who is this anon?
it’s Walt
Who hacked my account?
Walt
Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
I wouldn’t know but if you asked Walt….
WHO DOWNLOADED GAY P0RN ON THE COMPUTER?!?!
…..well that would be angelique, but Walt would be my second choice.
bringing this back
because walt was being a dick.
he loves...
waltwaltwalt asked: JUST KIDDING D:< i didn't take it yet.
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doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
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I’ll just be here. crying at the ACT score I received. and crying some more when people start to brag and post statuses about their score, which would most likely be better than mine. k bai nao.
tltty:
freshman year i was like “why do the upperclassmen hate us??” & then I became an upperclassman and everything made sense
hardboiledbeifong:
Toph created Lin out of clay and called upon the power of Kyoshi to give her life.
Therefore Kyoshi is Lin’s father.
Mystery solved.
seems legit.
the-bear-maiden:
how did suzanne collins go from writing for this
to writing this
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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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