thneed-ler: DO YOU EVER JUST RECALL A TIME WHEN YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD AND JUST CRINGE AT YOURSELF AND YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND JUST OH MY GOD WHY
noboyfriendjust: i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in he looked at the tv and saw: and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw: then me again, and then to the tv one last time: then he just walked away without saying anything well that was really awkward
i’m losing this game of whether it’s gay porn or olympic swimmers i see the picture and i’m like, hm maybe gay porn but what if they’re just helping each other stretch maybe they have a team mate bromance. such a conundrum.
When my self-esteem goes up but then I look in a...
me: *likes someone*
me: *thinks i have a chance*
me: *remembers what i look like*
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
plot twist: someone likes you
riddlemehiddleston: cat-adores-loki: anearlywitch: Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing. bruce wayne is batman son of a bitch
wvnderbar: theslowpokewell: wvnderbar: i bet sperm is natures diet secret and if you don’t believe me just look at all the skinny gay guys and fat lesbians what about skinny straight guys? everybody has their secrets
Today J.K. Rowling is 47 and Harry Potter is 32.
“He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting up in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: ‘To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!”
Reblog if you're the retarded friend
Me: That guy is cute.
Friend: HEY DUDE MY FRIEND THINKS YOU'RE CUTE!
glamydia: if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it
plot twist: the girl with a lot of feelings actually does go here
Plot twist: Lionsgate casts whoever wins the gold medal in mens Olympic swimming as Finnick Odair.
Yesterday, there was a kid near Adventureland who was about 4 years old or so. he was a wearing a princess crown, had a princess wand, the autograph book was princesses, etc. and there was a grown man teasing him about “being gay”. A grown man. Peter Pan likes to hang around the Adventureland bridge and he happened upon that scene. Not liking what he saw, especially from a grown up, he spoke...
hailthekid: oh god I should go to sleep before I get all emotional and weird and have mood swings and stuff. God damn I’m feeling so lonely and sad :’(
the Olympics are making me realize how many amazingly super hot attractive people there are in other countries and it’s killing my patriotism. I was born in the wrong country
plot twist: gretchen weiners makes fetch happen