September 2012
August 2012
1 tag
titch8its:
when you wish upon a star doesnt matter who you are cause noTHING FUCKING HAPPENS
tampontampoff:
my hobbies include but are not limited to: bullying my friends and laughing at my own jokes
2 tags
dippuhpines:
tumblr famous more like tumblr lame-ous
circletines:
no i dont mean faggot as in gay person i mean faggot as in you
Watchhitrecordjoe:
hitrecordjoe
Ha! Glad this got found, I was so bummed it didn’t get allowed online. Oh, the law. Anyway, holy shit this feels like a long time ago. And since we’re on the subject, please indulge me to thank my friend Michael Rooney who worked tirelessly getting me ready to do this thing. He’s also the choreographer behind the 500 Days of Summer dance sequence, so yeah clearly...
Watchvideohall:
11 month old twins dancing to daddy’s guitar
> That look they give each other when the music starts… absolutely adorable!
> I’ve gone from not wanting kids, to wanting twins and learning to play guitar.. in the space of 45 seconds.
> Proven that babies can and do effectively communicate with each other.
> I’m amazed at the human response to music/harmony at this early...
When I say I'm ugly,
I’m dead serious. I’m not fishing for anyone’s compliments. That’s just how I really feel about myself. I think I’m “okay” looking though. But overall, I think I’m unattractive. There’s much more prettier and beautiful girls out there, that there’s too much that I can’t even count. Everything they do is better and cuter than what I do, even when they make silly faces or act stupid. I wish I was...
blaqkwidow:
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
loki-chan:
do you ever see someone’s opinion and just
and you try not to say anything because ok everyone can have their opinion but you’re still just
foreverjoyous:
sonsofsky:
im quitting school and becoming a superhero
who’s with me
#I think the world would be a better place if all of us dress up as superheroes and went aroud doing random acts of kindess #And we had secret identities and all #We could form groups
4 tags
I haven’t had the urge to kill a swagipino or swagipinos since the tribal incident…. then today happened.
nevergiveinsilvia:
accusativeofexclamation:
achangingaltar:
billyraysiren:
greek mythology is all fun and games until someone has sex with zeus then shit goes down and hera comes up with her jealous ass ready to whoop some bitch
Or someone sleeps with a bull, or turns you into a rock or a tree or some shit. Fuck’n Greeks, man.
In Norse mythology they fuck goats.
4 tags
I fear high school will be the highlight of my life
1 tag
roxion:
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
groovymuttations:
do you ever watch a show or read a book and suddenly you feel it
it’s happening
an otp is forming
me: ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out
me: so that's my contribution to society
me: you're welcome
Watchroxinpunch:
I’m crying. I was looking through student films from Calarts, and they’re all gorgeous, but so many of them lack good storytelling but THIS is perfect. And it was done by a freshman! My god.
dad-butts:
tinyrocketeer:
dad-butts:
tinyrocketeer:
tinyrocketeer:
i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL
WHERE IS MY MATE
A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED
THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION
boy: i will love u as long as all of my neopets r alive
girl: but neopets dnt die
boy: i kno
